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Sunday, October 24, 2010

One Spambot Message That Deserves Its Own Post

"Into the bank, and you crowd, whereas this was a large coeducational heads about what the speed limit. View of his parents' faces corny here, but I think the nicest gift you can days, when I shared a dormitory suite with several other design-conscious young men. I know for a fact that she can't be too intelligent, because here where I grew up would have been driven caused the Civil War. Shepherds would emerge from the closet, walk up the mysteries about jokes are: How come you can point of view, was that they didn't have much that anybody would want to buy. Was caused by acculturalized did not realize at first that the decline when the house is dark and quiet, they whisper into the child's ear: 'I think I hear. Expressing hostility toward somebody who speak for everybody in North America when men who own winches and freely use words like 'joist' and can build houses starting out with only."

Friday, October 22, 2010

Ten Things Manchester United Could Buy With The Money They're Giving To Wayne Rooney Every Month

1. A £1.50 leaving card for every single public sector worker about to lose their jobs
2. One hundredth of a Joint Strike Fighter jet (or one jet every eight years - two years before the government get their first one)
3. Half of Middlesbrough's Nicky Bailey
4. Season tickets for 1,404 of the 1,500 seats in Old Trafford's East Stand Lower
5. ...or a tenner on every single seat at Old Trafford
6. Four Ferrari 458 Italia supercars
7. Sunderland Football Club's entire interest repayment
8. 11,429 official World Cup 2010 Adidas Jabulani footballs at full price
9. 12% of Trafford General hospital's total debt
10. A thousand defibrillator units