The Ten Most Boring Things The Most Boring Man In The Pub Said

1. It's so funny, it's so funny, it's so funny
2. You can do it on the computer
3. Actually, I might go to Cheltenham
4. I'm quite an old man now
5. Maradona, he was great
6. Your wedding isn't the best day of your life
7. I used to be a left back
8. If someone slagged my Mum off, I wouldn't like it
9. You don't need Lampard
10. See you again no doubt